The People's Democratic Republic of Based Cambodia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by a wanker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.726 billion wankers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wanker. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Based Cambodian economy, worth 46.8 trillion wankers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,113 wankers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, A wanker's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Based Cambodia's national animal is the wanker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is wanking.

Based Cambodia is ranked 166,113^th in the world and 7,659^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,080.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.